You Wanna Hear the Scariest Story in the World?

You're looking at it... What's even more scary is that this is the second one today... and we only want more. Just like McDonald's always does. Because we're lovin' it. I wish all the Big Macs were never got eaten and we just got to eat them all. All day. We're not trying to drag this out like Ru Paul but, Google is making us do this. And no, Google is not a "lady" on the show, but the real Google. They said we had to write more sentences. We usually let the videos speak for themselves but that's not really working for us. But this picture is... It's worth 1,000 words. Or saturated fats.. one of those. But act quick they're only 1.99 for so long. (A la carte only.)

Scare Tactics - Human Rat

A scary lab room, a little person dressed up as a rat, and a fetus in a jar that looks a whole lot like Dr Phil. This is what nightmares are made out of.

Laughing In Slow Motion

If every baby actually sounded like this in real life, i'd adopt as many as I could 

just to listen to them laugh all day long.

Best.Pranks.Ever.

We need more people like him in this world. 

The awkward moment...

...When a hippo fart sounds like a new Dubstep song.

Bath Salts

How did this guy not get shot?

Valentine's day is right around the corner! If you're single and crying about it, save yourself the dramatic "Blehhh i'm single! I hate V-day! Mlehhh!" status update. Watch this and be grateful nobody besides your mom is asking you all these questions. 

Airbag Pranks

That is what we call, "The Couch Potato Launcher." 

This is why we distance ourselves from having friends. Luckily, both of our friends would never do this to us. 

We can't tell what they are saying, but we're going to guess they said, "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!" And unfortunately for the victim, the airbag was controlled by a Clapper.

Punishment For Cheating

In case you didn't understand what she was saying down there :"olew olew olew olew oleeeeeew! I cant oh ow ow ow! oh stop oh stop! ooooooohhhhh I cant breathe! Oh stop! hhhhhh!" *crying*

And then, if you listen really close, you can hear her dignity abandon her .

Best Friends

If you have a best friend you can probably relate to this song by 'Krispy Kreme.'



"You make sure you always got each others backs. 'Cause if you don't have each others backs, ain't nobody gonna have your back."

If you have a best friend, show your appreciation to them by sharing this video with them.

Cat-astrophic Mess

Whenever the "Animal Sponsoring" commercials come on, this is basically what goes through our heads.

This Is Why You Never Leave Your House

 In this video, a woman with what looks to be a straw wrapper in her hair, lives to tell the tale to KMBC 9 about her ordeal at a Shell gas station while she was simply just trying to get some coffee. Thankfully for everyone, the hero of the day was in and they all survive. We are also glad this woman is a phenomenal story teller... and great at counting. (She counts all the way to 2,000 even though the robbery only lasted 26 seconds.) But we know the news isn't for everyone, so here is the musical version of it.

 

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Sugar Code-ing.

First off, we do not give a care about feelings. If you get offended easily, leave. But yeah, like we said, we're stand up people, just sometimes, others don't find what we think to be funny, very funny, so yeah. 

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And if you just thought in your mind, 'Nothing is funny about diabetes!' You're wrong.

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